How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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