your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Drake has all the answers
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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