last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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