Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
