I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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