To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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