I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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