I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This is classic penis vs brain.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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