I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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