Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
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