Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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