Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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