So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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