??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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