There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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