She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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