Whoa Z and x make the same sound
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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