According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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