North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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