plz talk dirty to me
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
