what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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