Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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