I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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