Sponge bath it is.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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