i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
the day after is always just damage control
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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