I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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