I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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