Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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