I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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