i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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