i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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