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your room smells of hookers.
And success
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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