Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
