BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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