lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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