This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
