it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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