we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
