He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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