I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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