I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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