he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize
