And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
only if we run a train.
done.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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