You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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