I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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