I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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