i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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