There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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