Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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