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  this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on

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• I'm sure he'll give you pearl necklace to match if you ask nicely.

  Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 9, 10 at 4:34pm

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  • knew this was coming as soon as i saw this.(no pun intended)

    Submitted by Maze95 on Nov 9, 10 at 8:05pm

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    • good pun all around

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 9, 10 at 10:36pm

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• Rick....I've read all the comments on most of these and ur on about all of them..... Get laid sometime

  Submitted by wowyouwould on Nov 9, 10 at 6:16pm

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  • guess you don't realize the irony of your statement..

    Submitted by badbitch on Nov 9, 10 at 8:57pm

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    • too funny

      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 9, 10 at 10:38pm

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• TSM...story of my life

  Submitted by bcdd on Nov 10, 10 at 10:19am

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• Keepin' It Classy.

  Submitted by MonstrousMeagan on Nov 9, 10 at 4:30pm

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• Where are we, Sweet Briar?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 10 at 1:37pm

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• Good job Austin.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 10 at 4:32pm

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• no you didn't you lyin bitch

  Submitted by emmykb on Nov 9, 10 at 6:16pm

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• How special for u asshole

  Submitted by mr_sphincter on Nov 9, 10 at 4:35pm

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• Hahaha! TSM

  Submitted by irok28 on Nov 10, 10 at 12:58am

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• Where are we, Sweet Briar?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 10 at 1:37pm

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• Maybe it's like....Ricky gervais and Michael Scott if they were rolled into one incredibly lame boss that fires people. It still isn't funny...

  Submitted by hentailover on Nov 10, 10 at 1:04am

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• It's okay you can always get another guy to cum on your ear.

  Submitted by reesalaurin on Nov 9, 10 at 4:46pm

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• Way to go for the obvious joke, iowawashington. You're fired!

  Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 9, 10 at 5:17pm

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  • I so long for the invention of a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

    Submitted by freeminded on Nov 10, 10 at 1:47am

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    • IP trace...virus...computer somehow explodes...burns rick to death...ah sweet irony

      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 10, 10 at 4:13am

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      • hahahaha

        Submitted by bandkid27 on Nov 11, 10 at 4:07am

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    • There's an app for that.

      Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 11, 10 at 9:30pm

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  • Obvious joke - yes. Better than repeating the same stupid one liner from a stupid tv program - yes. Go die in a fire.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 10, 10 at 9:41am

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